The American Government.
- Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
- Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
- OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
- Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
- Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can -
- Court: How dare you breathe?
